Gum
I need gum cus my breath smell like hot ass, when I talk to girls I don’t give a fck what they think
zZzZz!
The More you learn,
the more you know.
The more you know,
the more you forget.
The more you forget,
the less you know.
So..Why learn.
Reasons It’s Good To Be A Man
1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wrinkles add character.
4. You can be president.
5. Chocolate is just another snack
6. Weeding Dress $2000
Tux Rental $100.
7. You never have to drive to another restroom because this one’s just too icky.
8. One mood…..
ALL THE TIME
